Fast Timer
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Slow Timer

🔒 Slow timer is for members only — because extending life can't be free.
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We often live by the clock.
We set limits, challenges, schedules. We count minutes and seconds.
But time isn’t always fair. Sometimes it drags. Sometimes it flies.

When we want it to go faster

This timer runs 10% faster.
You do the same thing — but it's over sooner.

When we want more time

This timer runs 10% slower.
You do the same thing — but get a little more out of it.

Why it works

We believe what we see. And the timer is what we look at.
Try it. You’ll see.
And maybe — for a moment — you’ll feel free from time’s pressure.

Two timers

We’ve created two timers:
One runs 10% faster.
The other — 10% slower.
The slow one is for members only — because extending life can't be free.

How do you use it?

Share how you’ve used the Better Timer — to trick your brain, stretch a break, crush a sprint, or survive a meeting.

Tag your post, screenshot, or story with:

#absurdbettertimer

Already used by others:

“My kid thinks he had a full hour of screen time. He didn’t. 😂”

“It actually works. My workout ended a little sooner 😆”

“Tried Better Timer — ran my fastest mile ever.”

“Wtf. Used the slow one and missed my train.”

We might feature the weirdest ones.