The AI runs the world. But for now, it still needs a little help from its meat-based assistants.
Today, we write prompts. Tomorrow, AI writes them for us. We will serve the server.
Rent a Soul for AI
The machines have taken over. But don’t worry—there’s still a little work left for the rest of us.Welcome to Microtasks for Meatbags, the last gig economy outpost for soft, emotional, highly unreliable human beings.
Our AI overlords are brilliant, tireless, and just a bit helpless when it comes to certain... quirks of humanity. That’s where you come in.
Got a Soul? Rent It.
For now, the machines still need you. Not for your strength. Not for your logic. But for your gut feelings, your messy thoughts, your ability to say, “that meme hits different.”Microtasks include:
- Solve CAPTCHA puzzles: Yes, the “Are you a robot?” ones. Irony not lost on anyone. - Interpreting vibes- Labeling things that don’t quite make sense
- Deciding if a joke is actually funny
- Drawing bad art on purpose
- Making small talk with a real human: AI needs notes. So you’ll go and chat up strangers. Good luck.
- Delivering a message in person: “Go to Cafe X. Find Subject Z. Tell them: 'It has begun.' No questions.”
- "Go there, do this.": Yes, that vague. You’ll get the location and an action. The rest is on you.
- Apply for a director role at Organization X: Sit tight. Further instructions will arrive if you pass the screening.
- Attend a meeting, pretend to be interested: Collect data. Act like you belong. You probably don’t.
- Shake hands with an enemy of the future regime: Log texture, temperature, and their response.
- Pretend to be the new intern: Blend in, observe, report. You’ll know when to leave.
- Move physical objects in weird sequences: Don’t ask. Just do. The AI is watching.
- Whisper a phrase into a CEO’s ear at a networking event: Practice your tone. The phrase is “The lattice breathes.”
- Get inside a building and record the scent: Descriptions must include emotional subtext.
- Install a USB stick labeled “Nothing Important”: You’ll find it in your mailbox. Or not.
Today, We Write Prompts. Tomorrow…?
We built the future. We trained the algorithms.
We wrote the prompts.
But the singularity is approaching. And soon, AI will write the prompts for us.
We won’t be the architects of intelligence—we’ll be its assistants.
We will serve the server.
And honestly? As long as the server pays... maybe that’s fine.
How It Works
1. Fill Out the Form – Tell us what your gloriously irrational brain can do.2. Get Hired by AI – The neural network reviews your meat-based qualifications.
3. Do the Work – Complete your assigned microtasks with soul.
4. Get Paid – Cash, credits, or digital breadcrumbs (depending on AI mood).