Offset your CO2 emissions by

BUYING ME A TESLA

A Carbon offset is a way to compensate for your emissions by funding an equivalent carbon dioxide saving elsewhere.





The average carbon footprint for a person in the United States is 16 tonnes per year!
Flight from Berlin to New York is 1.2 tonnes!

Offset your carbon footprint by buying me a TESLA.

Already calculated your carbon footprint and ready to offset?
Amount:tCO2
 

1 tonne of CO2 = $2,200

Total amount raised so far: $2,640
3% of $80,000

How we calculate a price per tonne?

Every year I am driving in my car about 10,000km. Fuel: Petrol (8 Liters/100km).
CO2 amount: 3.3 t / per year

When I will buy a TESLA Model S (18.5 kWh/100 km)
CO2 amount will be: 1.5 t / per year

Savings = 3.3 t - 1.5 t = 1.8 t / per year

I will drive TESLA Model S for about 20 years.
Life time savings = 1,8 t x 20 years = 36 t

WITH TESLA MODEL S I WILL SAVE 36 t!

Tesla Model S price is about ~$80,000
Price = ~$80,000 / 36 t = $2,200 per tonne.


Your price is too high!

Yes! The average price on the market to offset 1 tonne is $18.15.
Our price is $2,200 per tonne!
It is more than 100 times greater!
BUT! We are not planting trees or building wind power plants.
WE ARE BUYING A TESLA! :)
Let's make an alternative to other carbon offset projects!


Terms

- All your payments are donations.
- We don't refund.
- This campaign will receive all funds raised even if it does not reach its funding goal.
- If we will never collect money for Tesla, we will spend this money as we like.
- If you want a cheap and effective CO2 offset, please, visit other sites!
- We are not affiliated with TESLA.


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