Based in Europe · Serving clients worldwide

Oh Shit, No Shit Dog Shit Removal Service

Stepped in it? We restore your dignity and your shoes — discreetly, professionally, and fast. Complete deep clean, disinfection, and odor removal. No trace. No smell. No trauma.

$1000flat fee · one shoe · premium service
Premium shoe cleaning — Oh Shit, No Shit

How it works

Step in 💩 — we don’t judge

It happens to the best of us. Breathe. You’re in the right place.

Bag the shoe (twice)

Place your shoe in two sealed plastic bags to keep everything contained.

Place your order & pay ($1000)

You’ll instantly receive detailed shipping instructions by email.

Ship as a regular package

Use any courier or postal service you prefer. Include your order number inside.

We clean, disinfect & deodorize

Professional products, careful handling, and a fresh finish.

Receive it back — clean & calm

Usually within 24–48h after arrival here (plus shipping time).

The Service — $1000

  • Complete deep cleaning & disinfection
  • Odor removal and freshness restoration
  • Optional before/after photo proof
  • Discreet handling and packaging
  • Europe-based · Worldwide clients

Note: Our expertise is canine incidents. If your case is different, please ask before shipping.

Testimonials

“I wasn’t ashamed. They understood everything.”

— Peter, Riga

“It felt ridiculous paying $1000, but honestly… worth it. My shoe smells better than my car now.”

— Josh, NY

“Fast, professional, disturbingly comforting. I hope I never need them again — but I kind of want to.”

— Luc, Paris

FAQ

Do I have to pay before shipping?

Yes — please complete the $1000 payment first.
Once your payment is confirmed, we’ll send you the exact shipping address and instructions for sending your shoe.

Do you accept all shoe types?

Yes — sneakers, leather shoes, boots, and more. If your materials are unusual or delicate, mention them when ordering.

How long does it take?

Processing is usually 24–48 hours after we receive the package, plus shipping time back to you.

Do you handle anything other than dog poop?

Our focus is canine incidents. For anything else, contact us before shipping.

Ready to stop suffering?

Place your order below. You’ll receive an email with shipping instructions immediately after payment.

Order — $1000

What happens next?

  1. Receive your order confirmation & shipping instructions.
  2. Ship your shoe as a regular package.
  3. We process it within 24–48 hours of arrival.
  4. We ship it back fresh and calm.